Not even two minutes after leaving a meeting last night about the new
health-insurance company/policies, the last four stairs tried fighting
with me, then the lightswitch box decided to finish it by hitting me in
the head. At first, I just had a dent in my head, then five seconds
later, my hand was covered in blood, an' it was practically pouring
down the side of my head. The third-shift engenier asked if I was
all-right an' first I said, 'Yea, just got a dent in my head, now.' But
when I found the blood on my hand, 'Okay, maybe not.'
Then I went-out into the shop, since that's the only place they have
first-aid kits, an' the first person I found was Dave. I called his
name, then showed him my blood-drenched hand when he looked. When I got
over there, I could feel the blood dripping from my ear an' down my
neck. First, Dave tried blotting it up with rolls of gauze, but the two
he used were quickly drenched. Then he had me hold a third against my
head while he filled-out a paper, then took me in the bathroom to wash
the blood off my neck, which was half-blood-soaked when I finally saw
it. After washing the blood off me, he gave me a pad of gauze to hold
against my head after finding someone to drive me to the clinic, but
not before telling us not to say anything about him beating me up, but
with all the blood on me, I looked more like a throw-back from a zombie
movie.
All the while, all I could feel was the blood. There wasn't any pain
till during the ride over to the clinic, an' that stopped before we got
there. Not even twenty minutes after I hit my head, I was there, an'
the first after all the paperwork, the doctor came-in, blotted my head
with iodine an' there was no problem. Then he started asking for a
razor an' saying something about having to shave my head where the cut
was an' I started cringing, but the doctor thought it was from pain
till I said I was worried about him cutting my hair, since I'm still
growing it back from when I was butchered over a month ago. Then he
started saying that I should get stitches, an' that was when I was
ready to leave because I wasn't about to let him start sticking my head
with needles. He said I needed four stitches, but that it wasn't
something REQUIRED, so I refused the stitches. Now I go back sometime
tomorrow for a check-up. But before I left, they were encouraging I get
a tetnus shot, an' since I'm already getting cut an' stabbed an' burned
by chunks of metal, plastic, wood an' paper all night, I figured I
should. But when she said that there might be some mild pain later, I
wasn't expecting it to be so bad that I almost couldn't move my arm,
an' it wasn't ON where she poked me, it was ABOVE it. An' it wasn't
till I was at the clinic when I finally saw how blood-soaked my hoodie
was, or that most-all the blood was on the hoodie. An' it wasn't till I
was even home about eight hours later that I even saw the cut, while
most everyone saw it, an' I didn't get to see it till almost half a day
later.
I dunno whether it was too much Robot Chicken or what, but suddenly I want to make a completely raunchy, morbid, psychotic an' I dunno how else to discribe it, parody of Dora the Explorer short cartoon.
What I need is someone to do some script writing an' people to do the voices since I'll do the animation.
An' if anything, it'd end-up being something they'd never be able to show on tv, in theatures or even release on video or dvds.
What I wanted to do was something slanderous an' dirogitory where the charactors, except for Boots an' maybe Swiper, act like 19-30 year old crack-addicted street-ish whores. Basically, cussing, lewd/racial slurs, blood, assault, murder, rape, drug abuse, under-aged drug abuse, all kinds of things that would probably even be rejected from South Park.
What I wanted to do was two arcs, one with zombies an' killing, an' one where they basically act like idiots an' kill someone because they get pissed at them, ie., backpack gets pissed with carrying all of Dora's crap an' leaves, Dora tries setting him on fire, he's flame retardent, she throws him in a Mortal Kombat shreader; Diego gets pissed with someone an' makes Rescue Pack turn into a javelin or knife or sword or something usable to kill an' he can't, so then Diego has him turn into a grappling hook+rope an' throws the hook through someone's head or takes rope an' strangles someone with it. Or even do something like Scary Movie or a Saw parody with the characters, including an arc where Swiper poses as a zombie, gets ignored, then gets killed by zombies an' they're all 'Swiper no swiping!' then he take's Boot's head an' they're, 'Darn! He got Boots' head! Can you find his head?' An' instead of making it just a linear short, put in a few points that would be something like in the show, 'cept that it'd be more like a 'Choose your own adventure' book where a wrong choice gets someone brutally beaten, slaughtered, maimed or what-not.
It's basically something that would require a rating even higher than NC-17 or X, a new rating called O for Okami.
What I want to do is get someone to write a script, then people to do
the main voices for Boots, Diego, Dora, Swiper, Backpack, Rescue pack
an' maybe one or two other random chars, an' get some sort of hub
set-up as a kinda drop-box for parts, since it'd be all done digitally
an' instead of having to have everyone online at the same time to get
things passed or copying emails to everyone
